no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

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spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.
Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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forsciencejohn:

lokis-army-at-221b:

cassjaytuck:

what if there was a book that splattered blood at you every time a character died

reading The Hunger Games would be a huge fucking mess

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

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My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier. Unknown  (via intensional)

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