oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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ahreil:

fashion-and-film:

Skins (2009)

haha this episode was great i love panda

unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

image

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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634,883 notes

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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472,082 notes

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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468,175 notes

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

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228,924 notes

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast
unpossibly:

the1dlads:


awkwardpanda1107:

niallersbadbitch:

lindseyjen:

lazymofo:

morepayne:

One Direction after Taylor Swift won her award

"Horrible I fucking told you" - Niall

^^And the Oscar for best fake smile and clap while expressing disgust goes to……Niall Horan

lets clap for those who can read lips fantastically.

its funny how louis doesnt even do anything, he just sits there

sometimes things hit me as way funnier than they should


zayn is kermit

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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852,444 notes

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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